| More pictures of my ass. |
[Sep. 27th, 2006|09:55 pm] |
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( Not work safe. ) |
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[Aug. 30th, 2006|11:37 pm] |
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malignant E-penis envy |
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[Aug. 28th, 2006|04:00 pm] |
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| | Minor Threat - In my eyes | ] |
When you step up to the plate, it is advised to swing the bat. |
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| Salvia Divinorum |
[Jul. 9th, 2006|10:58 pm] |
I just smoked salvia tonight.
Gotta say, it's very intense. I don't see myself doing it in the near future again. Very hallucinogenic. I can't really describe what I saw. |
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| Funny Story: I didn't write it. |
[Jul. 4th, 2006|03:36 pm] |
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor!
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. |
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| I think it is difficult for some people to understand open relationships. |
[Jun. 16th, 2006|12:40 am] |
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Being 100% with Michelle only frees me from restriction of my activities.
I am 100% honest about my true feelings with Michelle.
I am 100% open in our communication.
I think that Michelle is 100% open with me.
Expressing my feelings, especially about other people, with Michelle is better than keeping my feelings inside. Being able to express my true feelings with her is one of the reasons she is my significant other.
Other people could experience the same thing I share with Michelle just as easily as I do, if they know how to communicate effectively. |
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| 7-Eleven Big Gulp Soda |
[Jun. 10th, 2006|06:21 pm] |
This is my favourite soda. It is made with Pure Cane Sugar. There is also a Diet made with Splenda. |
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| old photo from tim's machine. |
[Jun. 4th, 2006|08:35 pm] |
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This photo was taken June 3rd 2001, at 8:35 PM, one day more than five years ago, exactly. Notice the lack of facial hair compared to today. I'm wondering if I should shave or not. My shit is getting bushy.... and sometimes I think people think I'm gross. I also had really short hair compared to what I have today. My hair is almost 600mm now.
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| (no subject) |
[May. 25th, 2006|03:37 pm] |
I have to make a list of things to remember for camping.
Costco:
1 - # Ground Hamburger
4 - 18 Ct 1/3# Sirloin Beef Patties 12.99ea $51.96
3 - 24 Ct Hamburger Buns 2.15ea $ 6.45
1 - 35 Ct Kirkland Water 4.65ea $ 4.65
1 - 36 Ct Mountain Dew 8.59ea $ 8.59 + $0.78 tax
1 - 36 Ct Pepsi 8.59ea $ 8.59 + $0.78 tax
$80.24 + $1.56
Walmart:
4 - 5 Loaf Bags of Whites Bread Dough
1 - Roll Duct Tape
8 - 4 pack stakes |
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| I have been using wiki alot lately. |
[May. 18th, 2006|04:16 am] |
Transposing instrument - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
This information is exactly why I quit band. I was unable to find out this information until today. When I asked other musicians about this, they either denied what I was asking or didn't know. Most recently, Otter, my room mate, told me that I was totally crazy, and that Middle C is Middle C no matter what. I don't disagree with him, but I couldn't explain why I would have to play C on my trumpet when the conductor asked for a b-flat.
Why didn't I look in the encyclopedia when I asked this question originally and no one could answer back in 5th grade?
Does a regular encyclopedia even have an entry like this?
I'm still not fully understanding, and strugling to transpose when I try. |
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[Jan. 11th, 2006|04:08 pm] |
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"If a boy is born a man he will at least once in his life dream of having...perfect hair forever." |
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[Dec. 21st, 2005|09:03 am] |
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First day of Winter. |
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| Metric Age |
[Dec. 20th, 2005|02:52 pm] |
Today, there have been 10,000 days since my birth. |
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| Deliberate Spelling Errors |
[Sep. 27th, 2005|12:41 pm] |
XLUSTER FUCK
I used to have pride in this country.
This country has become such a xluster fuck that I am ashamed to be a member of this nation.
If something doesn't change soon, people might be urged to leave or secede out of SHAME.
I have been looking forward to revolution, but our revolution must be for a righteous purpose.
When the south tried to secede it was for the nation supporting abolition of slavery.
I have learned that often times it is better to act with inaction, with the power of boycott and passive aggression |
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[Sep. 14th, 2005|02:40 am] |
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I have noticed alot of love going around on lj. It's cute. |
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[Sep. 1st, 2005|11:48 pm] |
| You Passed the US Citizenship Test | 
Congratulations - you got 10 out of 10 correct! |
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| Mooninite Quote |
[Aug. 30th, 2005|12:02 am] |
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Here on the moon, our weekends are so advanced, they encompass the entire week. -Ignignokt |
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[Aug. 18th, 2005|12:28 am] |
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| | South Park Ending | ] |
I want to take the time to plug for Planned Parenthood.
Get spayed or neutered as soon as you can. |
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| Attention Whores |
[Aug. 14th, 2005|10:30 pm] |
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I am rather tired of attention whores.
We could do for alot less of them.
Don't think that I am being gender biased.
People of both genders have had their hand at attention whoring.
I watch tv and I see alot of attention whoring going on there.
It's great when I identify a person who is just simply being an attention whore.
It makes me feel better about taking amusement in their folly.
"Oh, they're just an attention whore. HAHA. *ignore*"
I may have even tried whoring for attention before.
I hope my annoyance factor was low.
Attention whores are very annoying.
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| (no subject) |
[Jul. 1st, 2005|04:09 pm] |
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I don't like to be subject to subjugation without proper instructions. |
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| I love my guns. |
[Jun. 24th, 2005|01:26 am] |
This is me at one of our local shooting ranges. I'm shooting my Kimber Ultra RCP II at some clays.
Some might be able to tell I missed two clays on the second and fifth shots. I'm getting better with practice. |
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[May. 21st, 2005|12:31 am] |
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Revenge of the Sith is "damn good" I say. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2005|01:31 am] |
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yay it works! |
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